Bitcoin-Only Education and Reviews

We spotlight what’s worth your time—and toss the rest in the bin.

Start Your Bitcoin Journey

Beginner

What is Bitcoin? How to buy, send, and store your first sats.

Intermediate

Security, wallets, and privacy. Get serious about your Bitcoin.

Advanced

Nodes, mining, Lightning, multi-sig wallets, and sovereignty.

Find The Right Tools

Avoid spending time and money on the wrong gear.

Best Starter Wallets

The easiest wallets for beginners — quick setup, great UX, and full control of your Bitcoin.

Cold Storage Made Simple

Set up secure cold storage without the headaches. From NFC cards to air-gapped hardware, we show how to keep your Bitcoin offline and safe.

Best Hardware Wallets

Looking for maximum security? We review top Bitcoin-only hardware wallets and show which ones respect your privacy — and which to avoid.

Shitcoin Watch

If it isn’t Bitcoin, it’s a shitcoin.

Ethereum (ETH)

Ethereum is the shitcoin with the highest market cap. It will not flip Bitcoin's market cap, and it is not "ultra-sound money" despite what you may here.

XRP

A highly centralized crypto token that seems to want to cozy up to the big banks. You probably don't need to be told not to trust the banks or bankers.

DOGE

It's quite literally a joke. Seriously, that's how it started. A good way to end up with less bitcoin is to buy Doge coin - unless you are a trader it's best to stay clear.

The Trash Can

Not every wallet or exchange deserves your trust. Here’s what to avoid.

Ledger

Seed recovery via the cloud? That’s not Bitcoin. That’s surveillance.

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Coinbase

We watched it cozy up to regulators and sell out user privacy.

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Binance

If your exchange logo looks like a casino chip, maybe that’s a clue.

Latest Posts

Blog Post 1

Ethereum is the shitcoin with the highest market cap. It will not flip Bitcoin's market cap, and it is not "ultra-sound money" despite what you may here.

Blog Post 2

A highly centralized crypto token that seems to want to cozy up to the big banks. You probably don't need to be told not to trust the banks or bankers.

Blog Post 3

It's quite literally a joke. Seriously, that's how it started. A good way to end up with less bitcoin is to buy Doge coin - unless you are a trader it's best to stay clear.