Ethereum: Certified Shitcoin

The biggest altcoin — and the best example of why Bitcoin stands alone.

Ethereum is the shitcoin with the highest market cap, but that doesn’t make it sound money. It’s been rebranded countless times — from “the world computer” to “DeFi” to “ultra-sound money” — yet it still fails at the one thing Bitcoin does perfectly: being neutral, decentralized, and predictable.


🧱 Centralization by Design

Ethereum isn’t decentralized in any meaningful way.

A handful of developers, staking pools, and foundations can — and do — change the rules.

Bitcoin’s consensus rules are hard to change by design. Ethereum’s? They shift with every new upgrade and narrative.


🔄 Moving Goalposts

  • 2017: “It’s a world computer.”
  • 2020: “DeFi will change everything.”
  • 2022: “It’s eco-friendly now!”
  • 2023: “It’s ultra-sound money.”

Every few years, the story changes. That’s what happens when a project is built around marketing instead of principles.


🧮 Inflation and Control

After “the Merge,” Ethereum moved to a proof-of-stake system where the wealthiest holders control the network.

That’s the opposite of fairness.

In Bitcoin, everyone competes equally through energy — not existing wealth or influence.


💰 Not Ultra-Sound Money

The “ultra-sound money” meme is cute, but meaningless.

Ethereum’s supply isn’t fixed.

Developers can and do change its monetary policy whenever it suits them.

Bitcoin’s 21 million limit isn’t a suggestion — it’s a rule enforced by thousands of nodes worldwide.


🧯 Why You Should Avoid It

Ethereum might look exciting if you’re chasing trends, NFTs, or yield schemes — but it’s built on shifting sand.

Bitcoin is simple, secure, and finished.

Ethereum is complex, constantly changing, and endlessly patching its own flaws.

If you want to buy Ethereum, then what you need to understand is you are effectively trading or gambling for some possible short term gains – which with absolutely wreck the vast majority of people.


🚫 Verdict: Certified Shitcoin

Ethereum will never “flip” Bitcoin.

It’s not hard money. It’s not decentralized.

And despite what the influencers say, it’s not the future of finance — it’s just another centralized project with a new coat of paint.